{"id":714,"date":"2010-10-28T20:26:24","date_gmt":"2010-10-29T01:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jessicaleader.com\/blog\/?p=714"},"modified":"2010-10-28T20:26:24","modified_gmt":"2010-10-29T01:26:24","slug":"the-aforementioned-love-song-to-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jessicaleader.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/the-aforementioned-love-song-to-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"The Aforementioned Love Song to Cake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if anybody has ever read the little subtitle of my blog, up there in &#8211;hm, is it the right-hand corner? \u00a0I&#8217;m in a different window as I write this and I can&#8217;t see the blog, so maybe it is I who should be subtly chastised by implication for not reading my blog descriptor. \u00a0In any case, it says this:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Thoughts about reading<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Thoughts about writing<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800080;\">Sometimes a love song to pickles or cake<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">I don&#8217;t know why I came up with it; I guess I thought I had to have some purpose or other to this frightful mayhem and madness that is called blogging. \u00a0In any case, I have to be honest and admit that while I do talk about reading and writing, love songs to cake have been infrequent, and those to pickles have been virtually nonexistent. <\/span><\/p>\n<p>I would hereby like to apologize to pickles and offer some remedy. \u00a0Pickles have been very important to me in my writing life. \u00a0Around 11 in the morning, if I&#8217;m writing all day, I start to get yens for lunch but don&#8217;t want to ruin my appetite, and these salty, crunchy snacks are both low-fat and filling. \u00a0I used to go for Vlasic Baby Dills, Spiciness #2, but several years ago, The Wife brought sour pickles into my life, and I haven&#8217;t had much truck with Baby Dills since. \u00a0Thank you, wife, and thank you, sour pi&#8211;okay, waaait a minute.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.hotdogchicagostyle.com\/images\/test_claussen.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"154\" height=\"205\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The real purpose of this entry WAS to bring a recent bout with cake into the forefront. \u00a0However, when I went to the fridge to confirm the brand of pickles so I could find the appropriate image, I learned that what The Wife introduced <em>was<\/em> Kosher Dills. \u00a0But they are different Kosher Dills! \u00a0They are pale and sour, rather than urine-colored and vinegar-y. \u00a0What is this pickle mix-up? \u00a0Are there any pickleologists in the mix? \u00a0Somebody, please explain!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll just add quickly here that as a compensation for having waited an hour at the doctor&#8217;s office yesterday, I stopped on the way home and bought myself a lemon tart at a place I always pass but never patronize. \u00a0So thank you, Cake Flour, for yesterday morning&#8217;s deliciousness. \u00a0See the picture; hear my love song.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_715\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/jessicaleader.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Lemon-cake-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-715\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-715 \" title=\"Lemon cake 2\" src=\"http:\/\/jessicaleader.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Lemon-cake-2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/jessicaleader.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Lemon-cake-2-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/jessicaleader.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/Lemon-cake-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-715\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Seriously, please solve the mystery of the pickles!<\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if anybody has ever read the little subtitle of my blog, up there in &#8211;hm, is it the right-hand corner? 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